Sarcastic Tarot Card Bookmarks
 
Need a spiritual wake-up call with a heavy dose of sarcasm? Meet our brutally honest tarot card bookmarks, here to save your place while delivering truths you may or may not be ready for.
 
Each 2.5 x 4-inch bookmark is crafted on premium paper, laminated for endurance, and designed for people who appreciate a little tough love from the cosmos.
 
Forget mystical guidance – these cards are calling it like they see it. That sage bundle isn’t just for “good vibes,” it’s your last line of defense against life's nonsense.
 
So if you're tired of the universe’s “lessons” and just want a bookmark that gets it, these cards are for you. They're funny, they're blunt, and they don’t pull punches.
 
Because who needs fluffy affirmations when you can have tarot cards that are as jaded as you are?